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HEARTBREAK INSURANCE

  • Writer: Naija Anchor
    Naija Anchor
  • May 21, 2020
  • 1 min read

Dear Anchors, Nigerian men have done it again.


As you know, women are angels and men are scum. An insurance company called "Tangerine Life Ltd" has taken into consideration the plight of the average Nigerian woman and has decided to step in and help them. Now the policy affects both the man and the woman, both partners contribute a monthly fee to the insurance. Whoever cheats is at a loss and the other person walks away with the money.


Seeing as it is to some Nigerian men a day job, and to others a hobby to continuously and without any valid reason cheat, break and damage the hearts of well meaning , hardworking, loving and caring women out there, the company has decided to bring up what is called a "heartbreak Insurance Policy".


Now this may not be useful in other parts of the world, but considering the reputation of the average Nigerian man, I think this is a good idea and it is a call for all women to insure their hearts. lol.


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Anchors, leave us a comment. ladies will you insure your heart? Who do you think cheats more?

 
 
 

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